Large electric kettle ~1.7l

Why We Chose It

The Smeg kettle is the epitome of over-engineering for a task as simple as boiling water. In a world where speed is everything, its 1400 watts will get your water boiling faster than your patience runs out. With its sleek black stainless steel design, it screams sophistication while simply heating H2O. The automatic shut-off feature is perfect for those who can't be trusted to remember they were boiling water in the first place. And let's not forget, it comes with a limescale filter, because who doesn't love a kettle that dares to dream of being a water purifier? It's the best choice for anyone who values style over substance, but still wants a reliable kettle that does its job quickly.

What It Does

• Boils water faster than a cheetah on espresso.
• Turns off automatically, saving you from yourself.
• Filters out limescale, because who needs extra minerals?
• Looks stylish enough to make your other appliances jealous.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't brew your tea or coffee for you, lazybones.
• Doesn't improve your culinary skills. Sorry, chef.
• Won't match your grandmother's antique décor.
• It won't make you more popular at parties.

Tech Specs

• 56 ounces of boiling capacity, because why not?
• 110 volts of pure electrifying power.
• Powder-coated finish, because plain stainless was too mainstream.
• Dimensions that scream, 'I take up counter space!'

Who It's For

Meet the perfectionist who needs precise boiling times, but is always late. There's the style guru who believes kitchen appliances should match their wardrobe. And then there's the forgetful genius who needs the auto shut-off feature more than air. They all share one thing: a love for irony as they spend more on a kettle than on a decent dinner, simply to boil water faster than ever. It's the perfect blend of form, function, and a healthy dose of sarcasm for those who demand excellence in the smallest of household tasks.