Baby food maker

Why We Chose It

Why buy a fancy food processor when you can get the EVLA's? It's a white plastic box that does what it says on the tin. Steam, blend, puree, repeat. It even locks itself up like Fort Knox because, heaven forbid, your pureeing gets interrupted. It's got one speed, because really, how many speeds do you need to make mush? The dishwasher-safe feature is a godsend, because you know that mess isn't gonna clean itself. Oh wait, this actually cleans itself – sort of. It's the culinary equivalent of a Roomba that doesn't move. Perfect for parents who can't be bothered with the 'cooking' part of cooking.

What It Does

• Steams and blends like a robot with a purpose.
• Self-cleans because you're too busy for mess.
• Dishwasher-safe, because scrubbing is for peasants.
• BPA-free, because toxins aren't on the menu.

What It Doesn't Do

• It won't make gourmet meals... just mush.
• Doesn't multitask, it's a one-trick pony.
• Won't babysit your kid, just feeds them.
• No Wi-Fi. It's not a smart device.

Tech Specs

• 120 watts: Enough power to puree the universe.
• 58.4 x 33 x 61 cm: White and boxy.
• One speed: Because who needs a turbo puree?
• Touchscreen controls: Tap away your culinary woes.

Who It's For

Meet new moms who can't tell a spatula from a spoon, yet want to feed their babies something other than jarred peas. Then there are the busy parents who juggle work, life, and sanity, and need a device that at least pretends to help. Finally, there are those who gift this to friends, hoping it will save them from culinary disasters and give them more time to binge-watch parenting shows. All in all, it's for anyone who wants to turn food into mush without the fuss.