Manual coffee grinder

Why We Chose It

Ah, the TIMEMORE C3S Max Pro. A manual coffee grinder for the modern-day masochist who thinks the gym is overrated and prefers a caffeine-fueled arm workout instead. It's like a medieval torture device, but with the promise of fresh coffee at the end. The CNC stainless steel burrs are sharper than your wit after a double espresso. Adjustability? It’s got more settings than a James Bond villain's lair. And the double bearing? Ensures you’re grinding with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker, albeit one who’s had too much caffeine. If you're into outdated methods of coffee preparation, this is your jam.

What It Does

• Grinds coffee like a determined squirrel with a nut.
• Adjusts grind size like a DJ at a vinyl-only club.
• Will tone your biceps like a low-budget gym.
• Travels with you like a clingy friend.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won’t brew your coffee. That's still on you.
• Doesn't double as a paperweight. Too light.
• Will not replace your electric grinder's speed.
• Won't make artisanal coffee snobs less snobby.

Tech Specs

• 38mm CNC stainless steel burrs.
• Adjustable grind with 36 settings.
• Double bearing for smoother grinding.
• Body made of stainless steel and aluminum.

Who It's For

First, we have the hipster barista who sneers at automatic grinders and believes every bean deserves a personal touch. They’ll appreciate the artisanal feel of this manual grinder, perfect for their single-origin brews. Then there's the outdoorsy type who thinks lugging a coffee grinder up a mountain is a good idea. They’ll love the foldable handle and the fact that it’s light enough not to weigh down their pack. Lastly, there's the old-school coffee enthusiast who believes technology peaked with the wheel. They’ll relish the slow, meditative grind, savoring each turn as they ponder life’s great mysteries, like why instant coffee exists.