Cordless lawn mower

Why We Chose It

If you ever dreamt of mowing your lawn with the precision of a neurosurgeon but without the gas fumes, this Greenworks model might reluctantly be your best choice. It's a push mower, so don't expect it to mow itself while you sip lemonade. But hey, you get a durable steel deck and a brushless motor that whispers sweet nothings while cutting grass. The real kicker? It has LED headlights. Yes, because mowing at night is apparently a thing now. Two 24V batteries join forces like a superhero duo to give you 48V, which is 'better than gas'—a phrase that’s more optimistic than realistic. It’s for those who want to mow their lawn and charge their phone simultaneously because life is all about multitasking, right?

What It Does

• Cuts grass quietly, like a ninja.
• Adjusts blade speed, because lazy isn't an option.
• LED headlights for those midnight mowing urges.
• USB port in battery—because why not charge your phone?

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't mow the lawn for you, sorry.
• Doesn't remove the need for exercise.
• Won't make your neighbor envy your mowing skills.
• Not a substitute for a gym membership.

Tech Specs

• 20-inch steel deck—a bit like armor for your mower.
• 7 cutting heights, because grass deserves options.
• 4-in-1 cutting deck—versatile like a Swiss Army knife.
• Two 24V batteries for the '48V' experience.

Who It's For

Meet Bob, the eco-warrior who believes in saving the planet one blade of grass at a time. He’ll love the Greenworks because it's electric. Then there's Jane, the nocturnal gardener who finds the LED headlights amusingly useful, even if her neighbors think she's odd. Finally, there's Greg, who thinks mowing is a socially acceptable workout. He'll appreciate the push feature while pretending it's CrossFit. Each one gets to deal with a mower that doesn't try to charm anyone, but at least it doesn't smell like gasoline.