Electric heated blanket for two

Why We Chose It

JET'S HOME Heated Blanket is the pinnacle of warmth and laziness combined. It's ETL and FCC certified, which means it won't spontaneously combust. Quite an advantage. Four heating levels cater to your indecisiveness about how cold you really are. The 10-hour auto-off feature protects you from yourself, just in case you forget it's on while trying to solve world peace in your sleep. The blanket is machine washable, so you can pretend to be clean without effort. Double-sided design ensures that flipping it is just as pointless as it sounds. All these features wrapped in the luxurious flannel, because even your blanket has better taste than you.

What It Does

• Heats up faster than your morning coffee.
• 4 levels of heat for your moody temperature needs.
• Auto-off in 10 hours, because sleep is unpredictable.
• Machine washable, for the hygiene-challenged.

What It Doesn't Do

• It won't fold itself. You're on your own.
• Won't start world peace. Just warmth.
• Fails to make you breakfast in bed.
• Not a substitute for human affection.

Tech Specs

• ETL & FCC Certified. Not a fire hazard.
• 10-hour auto-off. Blanket babysitter.
• 4 heating levels: 84℉ to 112℉. Mood swings catered.
• Machine washable. Adapter removal required.

Who It's For

Meet the perpetually cold person who thinks 72℉ is 'freezing'. They need this blanket like plants need sunlight, but with less photosynthesis. Then there's the lazy cleaner, whose idea of hygiene is throwing everything into the washing machine. They’ll appreciate the machine washable feature, assuming they remember to remove the adapter. Lastly, the forgetful sleeper who often fantasizes about blankets that magically turn off. This one doesn't exactly read your mind, but it does turn off after 10 hours, which is close enough.