Paper shredder

Why We Chose It

In a world where identity theft lurks behind every phishing email, the Fellowes Powershred 12 Sheet Cross-Cut Shredder stands as a monument to paranoia turned practicality. Forget shredders that choke on the simplest tasks. This beast gobbles up 12 sheets at a time. Its cross-cutting prowess leaves your documents in confetti-like ruins, ensuring that even the most dedicated dumpster diver will only find frustration and paper snowflakes. It's not just about destroying paper; it’s about obliterating any trace of your existence on it. With its ability to chew through staples and credit cards, it’s the bouncer your documents deserve. Its size won't win it any beauty contests, but that's not why it's here. It’s the black hole of the home office, swallowing paper into a vortex of security. The Powershred is the silent guardian, the watchful protector, the Dark Knight of shredders. And all this without the sulking or the brooding.

What It Does

• Shreds 12 sheets at once. No paper jams here.
• Cross-cut for paranoia-level security.
• Chews through staples like candy.
• Destroys credit cards with a smirk.

What It Doesn't Do

• It won't fit in your pocket. It's not a smartphone.
• Doesn't come with a mute button for paper munching.
• Won't shred your existential dread.
• No auto-feed, manual labor required.

Tech Specs

• Cross-cut particles: 5/32” x 1-9/16”. Tiny paper dreams.
• Continuous run time: 20 minutes. That's stamina.
• 19.50" H x 9.69" W x 13.44" D. Not tiny.
• 4.8-gallon bin capacity. Holds your shredded past.

Who It's For

Meet Bob, the home office warrior, whose main enemies are paper jams and coffee stains. His life mission is to shred everything, from tax documents to the novel he never finished. Then there's Emily, a part-time conspiracy theorist, part-time student. She sees every piece of paper as a potential threat. Her shredder is her best friend and therapist. Finally, we have Larry, the accidental hoarder. He needs a reliable shredder to wage war on his piles of outdated bills and receipts, before they bury him alive. These folks aren’t just users; they’re document executioners armed with a machine that’s as ruthless as they aspire to be.