Egg cooker
Elite Gourmet EGC-007 MAXI-MATIC

Why We Chose It

Why waste precious brainpower thinking about how to boil an egg when you can let this contraption do it for you? With its ability to cook up to 7 eggs at a time, it's like having a personal chef who only cooks eggs. Imagine that. This nifty gadget saves water and time, which means you can spend those precious minutes doing something more meaningful, like watching paint dry. It's compact enough to clutter up even the smallest dorm room or RV, which is great because who doesn't love clutter? Plus, it's made of aluminum, so it won't spontaneously combust under the pressure of cooking multiple eggs. Truly a marvel of modern technology.

What It Does

• Cooks 7 eggs at once, because one is never enough.
• Saves water like it's going out of style.
• Compact enough to lose in a dorm room.
• Effortlessly boils eggs, because life is hard enough.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't poach your eggs, that's a you problem.
• Doesn't come with a personal egg-peeling assistant.
• Won't make breakfast in bed. You'll need a partner for that.
• It won't win design awards; it's an egg cooker, not a Tesla.

Tech Specs

• Aluminum body: perfect if you like things shiny.
• 14-ounce capacity: more eggs, less space.
• Electric: because manual labor is for suckers.
• 16L x 19.1La x 16H cm: small enough to hide from your judgmental friends.

Who It's For

The college student who can barely operate a microwave but wants to impress with avocado toast topped with perfectly boiled eggs. The RV owner who dreams of egg salad sandwiches while on the road, but can't be bothered to watch a pot boil. The egg enthusiast who believes that the perfect egg can solve world hunger and just wants to get on with it without setting fire to their kitchen. Each of these people will find this egg cooker to be the true pinnacle of convenience, assuming they can find it in their cluttered cabinets.