2-slice toaster

Why We Chose It

Meet the Proctor Silex 2-Slice Toaster, a masterpiece of budget engineering cloaked in a plastic shell. It doesn't just toast bread; it embraces it with extra-wide slots like a long-lost friend. Let's be honest, its best feature is not the toasting but the Toast Boost, which catapults your English muffins to new heights. The automatic shutoff is a gentle nod to your forgetful nature, saving you from a kitchen inferno. And, as a cherry on top, the crumb tray ensures your counters don't resemble a breadcrumb crime scene. Sure, it won't serenade you with its elegance, but for those who value function over form, this little machine is a quiet hero in disguise.

What It Does

• Cradles thick breads like a loving grandmother.
• Boosts toast like a trampoline for breakfast.
• Prevents crumb chaos with a removable tray.
• Stops toasting drama with an auto shutoff.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't offer free therapy for burnt toast tears.
• Can't hide its plastic personality.
• Won't toast more than two slices simultaneously.
• Fails to double as a modern art piece.

Tech Specs

• Slots wider than your fridge's spare door.
• 700 watts of raw toasting power.
• Comes in a stealthy black/white theme.
• Weighs in at a dainty 2.9 pounds.

Who It's For

Perfect for the absent-minded who live in fear of kitchen fires, courtesy of its auto-shutoff. Ideal for the toast enthusiast who doesn't believe in breadcrumb trails, thanks to the crumb tray. A godsend for those who love their bagels and Texas toast extra thick and don't want to wrestle with their toaster every morning. It's for the unapologetically practical, who prefer their appliances straightforward and their bread warm.