2-slice toaster

Why We Chose It

Looking for a toaster that screams 'I was made in the 50s!' but functions in the 2020s? Meet the KitchMix Retro Toaster. It's like your grandma's kitchen got a tech upgrade. With 6 settings, it's got more toast shades than your last beach vacation. Those slots are wide enough to accommodate everything from Texas toast to bagels, which means you can finally stop squishing your bread to fit. It's got a crumb tray that won't make cleaning a chore, unlike literally every other toaster ever. And hey, it even offers safety features, because apparently, not burning your house down is trendy now. At 51 bucks, it's almost a steal—except you're the one getting toasted.

What It Does

• Toasts anything with grace, even your bagels.
• Offers 6 shades of toast, more than your local café.
• High-lift lever—no more finger gymnastics.
• Crumb tray keeps your counter from becoming a beach.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't make you breakfast in bed.
• It won't fit a whole baguette; sorry Paris.
• Doesn't come with a barista to match your toast.
• Won't prevent toast arguments at brunch.

Tech Specs

• 825 watts—enough to power a small rebellion.
• 3.8 cm wide slots—your bagels won't complain.
• Retro style—nostalgia with a side of toast.
• Removable crumb tray—because nobody likes crumbs.

Who It's For

Meet the retro enthusiast who decorates their kitchen like a '50s diner but wants modern convenience. This toaster screams 'vintage' without the asbestos risk. Then there's the bagel lover, who finally found a toaster that won't reduce their breakfast to a chewy Frisbee. And let's not forget the safety-conscious parent who's just thrilled about the anti-overheat feature, because nothing says 'good morning' like not setting off the smoke alarm. This toaster is for them, and anyone else who enjoys a side of sarcastic practicality with their breakfast.