Electric lawn mower

Why We Chose It

The Greenworks 21-Inch Corded Lawn Mower is the peak of electric mowing sarcasm. It won't whine like your old gas guzzler or require you to store flammable liquids in your garage. Instead, you get a 13 Amp motor, which is more than enough to make your grass surrender. This model offers a steel deck tough enough to handle your overgrown ambitions, with seven cutting heights to match your fluctuating energy levels. It's the kind of mower that says, 'I care about the environment, but not enough to deal with battery charging.' Plus, with 3-in-1 cutting options, you can pretend to have choices in life. This Greenworks model is the passive-aggressive solution for anyone who wants to avoid the gym but still engage in a workout. And let's not forget the folding handles—a feature clearly designed for those who think garages should store more than just gardening equipment.

What It Does

• Slices through grass like butter on a hot summer day.
• Folds up like a lawn care origami masterpiece.
• Mows silently, unlike your neighbor’s dog.
• Won't emit fumes, unless you count smugness.

What It Doesn't Do

• It won't untangle itself from the cord. Sorry.
• Doesn't make your grass greener. You're on your own there.
• Not a self-propelled miracle worker.
• Can't silence your inner monologue.

Tech Specs

• 21-inch steel deck: size matters, apparently.
• 13 Amp motor: it's like a caffeine hit for your lawn.
• 7 cutting heights: because grass length is serious business.
• 3-in-1 cutting: mulching, bagging, or side discharge. Choose your adventure.

Who It's For

Meet Greg, the suburban dad who believes 'eco-friendly' is a personality trait. He'll love the Greenworks mower for its electric charm and the excuse it gives him to avoid the gym. Then there's Sally, the urban eco-warrior who dreams of a lawn as green as her ideals. She'll appreciate the mower's lack of emissions and its ability to fold away like her yoga mat. Finally, we have Tim, who just wants a mower that won't wake the baby or the neighbors. He'll enjoy the quiet operation, though his toddler might still find the cord a fascinating trip hazard. Each of them finds something to grumble about, but none can deny the mower's basic competence in grass decimation.