Body trimmer

Why We Chose It

The Philips MG5730/15 is the grooming kit that thinks it's a Swiss Army knife. It's portable and rechargeable, so it won't die just when you need to look like you actually have it together. Stainless steel blades that could probably cut through a small branch if you're into that kind of thing. It's got a nose and ear trimmer because no one tells you that hair grows in places you didn't know existed. Waterproof because, apparently, people groom in the rain? It's not going to transform your life, but it will make you look slightly less like a caveman. And with 11 tools, it's basically the overachiever of grooming kits. But don't get too excited, it's not going to make you suddenly attractive. Just less questionable.

What It Does

• Cuts hair without judgment.
• Survives showers. Impressively waterproof.
• Recharges like your phone, but more useful.
• Grooms face, body, and your dignity.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't make you a model. Sorry.
• Can't find your motivation to groom.
• Doesn't shave time off your schedule.
• Won't make you coffee. It's not that advanced.

Tech Specs

• 11-in-1 grooming kit. Overkill, maybe?
• Stainless steel blades. Fancy for hair cutting.
• Rechargeable. Good for forgetful folks.
• Includes a nose trimmer. Because life is cruel.

Who It's For

Meet Bob, who only grooms when his mom visits. This kit will at least make him look like he's trying. Then there's Sarah, who believes in self-care Sundays. She'll appreciate the 11 tools though she'll probably only use two. Lastly, there's Jim, the perpetual bachelor whose grooming is as erratic as his dating life. This kit might not help his love life, but at least he'll be a well-groomed single guy.