Espresso machine

Why We Chose It

If your life goal is to become a barista without lifting a finger, this is your golden ticket. The De'Longhi Dinamica Plus promises the convenience of 24 coffee recipes at the touch of a button, but let's be honest, who really needs more than three? The integrated grinder means you can pretend to care about coffee beans while avoiding any real effort. The 3.5" TFT touchscreen is like a mini iPad for your kitchen, because why not make caffeine addiction digital? With the LatteCrema Hot System, it's like having a tiny, obedient cow in your kitchen, ready to froth milk like it's going out of style. Sure, it's made mostly of plastic, but at least it's shiny plastic. At this price point, it's perfect for those who think money grows on coffee trees.

What It Does

• Brews 24 drinks. Because 23 is too mainstream.
• Grinds beans like a caffeinated squirrel.
• Froths milk automatically. Moo on demand.
• Touchscreen controls. Swipe your way to caffeine.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't clean itself. Your maid's problem.
• Doesn't print money. But it consumes plenty.
• Won't fit in a tiny kitchen. Needs its own zip code.
• Doesn't make you a barista. Just a lazy coffee snob.

Tech Specs

• 60 oz water tank. Hydrates a small army.
• Integrated grinder with 13 settings. For the indecisive.
• 3.5" TFT touchscreen. Barista in HD.
• LatteCrema System. The cow is on vacation.

Who It's For

Meet the aspiring barista who'd rather not leave the couch. For them, this machine is a dream come true. Then there's the tech-obsessed, someone who believes even their coffee needs a touchscreen. Finally, the overworked parent who needs a caffeine IV but will settle for pressing a button instead. Each thinks they deserve a café in their kitchen, and with this machine, they're one step closer to that delusion.