Espresso machine with grinder

Why We Chose It

The Breville Barista Express BES870XL is the espresso machine for those who aspire to be home baristas without quitting their day job. It's like having a barista in your kitchen, minus the hipster attitude. Equipped with a 15-bar Italian pump and a Thermocoil heating system, it brews espresso that's as close to café-quality as you'll get without actually opening a café. Unlike cheaper models that sound like a jet engine, this one grinds beans with the grace of a ballet dancer, thanks to its conical burr grinder. It's the machine for people who want control over their espresso without having to take a barista course. Sure, it won't make you a latte artist overnight, but at least you'll look the part with this shiny contraption on your counter.

What It Does

• Brews espresso so good, you'll think you're in Rome.
• Grinds beans like a zen master with its conical burr.
• 2L water tank means fewer trips to the tap.
• Purge function keeps your espresso hotter than your love life.

What It Doesn't Do

• Won't transform you into a latte artist.
• Doesn't come with barista skills in the box.
• It won't fit in your shoebox kitchen.
• Won't stop your friends from asking for free coffee.

Tech Specs

• 15-bar Italian pump screams sophistication.
• 1600W Thermocoil heating system, because lukewarm is not an option.
• Stainless steel conical burr grinder, because uniformity is key.
• 2L removable water tank, because refilling is overrated.

Who It's For

First, there's the wannabe barista who thinks every day is a coffee festival. This machine lets them live the dream without the barista attitude. Then there's the working-from-home caffeine addict who thinks Starbucks is too mainstream. This machine saves them a few bucks and the commute. Finally, there's the kitchen gadget collector who treats espresso machines like Pokémon—gotta catch 'em all. For them, this shiny stainless steel beast is just another trophy. It's a machine that caters to those who enjoy pretending they're in a café from the comfort of their own kitchen, regardless of their actual espresso expertise.